Thursday, September 10, 2020

The Babysitter: Killer Queen

 



The Babysitter: Killer Queen

2020

Director- McG

Cast- Judah Lewis, Emily Alyn Lind, Jenna Ortega, Robbie Amell, King Bach, Bella Thorne, Hana Mae Lee, Ken Marino, Leslie Bibb, Chris Wylde, Samara Weaving

            If you haven’t seen The Babysitter, you’re in luck because it’s still on Netflix.  If you haven’t seen it, you totally need to see it before seeing this sequel as this is a true sequel and won’t be nearly as enjoyable if you’re not up to speed. (If you’re interested a review is here).

           


      In the first movie, we meet Cole, a dooffus kid with a crush on his super-hot but way too much older babysitter (Samara Weaving). Unfortunately, she was the head of a murderous satanic cult who planned to use him as a sacrifice to the Dark Lord. Cole spent that movie fighting off, and gruesomely killing, all of the members of the cult in a kind of Home Alone meets Helter Skelter.

            Now, two years have passed. No one believes Cole about what happened and he goes through high school being ridiculed. His only sense of comfort comes from Melanie, his age appropriate crush from the first film (you’ll recognize Emily Alyn Lind from her wonderful performance as Snakebite Andi in Dr. Sleep). Cole is trying to move on with his life but the cultists from the first movie are back. They have been reanimated by the powers of darkness and now have another chance to take a shot at Cole.  The X-factor in all of this is Phoebe, the new girl in school, who rumor has it, killed her parents. Will she be an ally or another agent of evil?

           


     If the Babysitter was a dark comedy, then Killer Queen is an absurd comedy. The gore is even more outrageous and its full of silliness that lets you know not to take it seriously in the least. It’s not as clever or original as the first, but isn’t that always the way of sequels? But what it lacks in cleverness it makes up with in farce.

            Kudos to the makers of this film for bringing back the entire cast of the first movie. It feels like a fun reunion. Like with the first film, if you are looking for chills, move on. This is a parody. If you want something funny and gory, then check it out.

     

       




Thursday, August 27, 2020

The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf

  



The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf
1985

Director- Phillippe Mora
Cast- Christopher Lee, Sybil Danning, Annie McEnroe, Reb Brown, Marsha Hunt
            
     Howling 2 is nominally a werewolf movie in that it has werewolves. It also has an ancient cult (pack?) led by a sorceress queen, a gargoyle bat, an undead dwarf and so much weird stuff that it’s just barely a werewolf movie.
            

     

     The story begins with a quote from Revelations (read by Christopher Lee) about The Whore of Babylon, an allusion to the movies chief antagonist , Stirba (Sybil Danning) the queen of the earth’s werewolves. A type of werewolf apocalypse is coming. We don’t know what this means other than “all werewolves will reveal themselves”, but it must not be good.

Their queen, Stirba, is about to have her 10,000th birthday and they are apparently throwing a big werewolf party to usher in the new age. Stirba is a type of Elizabeth Bathory character. She appears as an old crone, but after the sacrifice of a young girl, she transforms into the super-hot Sybil Danning.

Christopher Lee is an occult investigator who has an extensive knowledge of werewolves. He leads a team to Eastern Europe to destroy Stirba and her werewolf cult. He has to confront much more than the standard werewolf problems. Stirba has the forces of darkness at her command. She can cast spells, perform mind control, and summon a gargoyle.
           
     The original Howling is at least one of the 3 best werewolf movies of all time. It was really scary and had revolutionary werewolf designs. The Howling 2, on the other hand, probably wouldn’t make anyone’s werewolf top10 list. It was generally panned by critics, but what do they know? If the film hadn’t been called “The Howling 2” it probably would have been better received. Much like Halloween 3, it has been maligned for its departure from its source material. The Howling franchise was long and varied and none of the other volumes lived up to the original. At least part 2 tries to do something different and fun.
           

     

     The only area where the movie is really lacking is in its werewolf designs. Most of the werewolves look like either extra-hairy cavemen or at best extra-angry Sasquatches. There are a few really good designs though. Veteran genre actor Freddy Mayne has a small role as an elderly werewolf and they did a really good job of capturing what an old werewolf looks like. Sybil Danning never goes full wolf but spends a lot of time as a blonde hirsute she beast. She still manages to look hot despite being covered in hair.
            
     Howling 2 has a lot going for it, if you’re willing to forget that it has nothing to do with The Howling. As previously stated, it’s weird. Along with the sorcery there is a giant werewolf S&M orgy (you read that right) that seems to last for half of the film. Sybil, in her main costume (a sexy leather and brass design), looks like the lead singer of an 80s glam band.  It has a real frenetic energy, at times, helped by its New Wave soundtrack. The location adds a lot of authentic atmosphere. It was shot in Czechoslovakia and the real castles and villages create the atmosphere of the old Universal horror films.

The movie was obviously done with less resources that its predecessor, but it’s one of the best vehicles for Sybil Danning I’ve ever seen. She and Christopher Lee have so much charisma, they make up for a lot of the movie’s shortcomings. Christopher Lee hated the movie, probably because he was expecting something more like the first film, but he still turns in a good performance and is entertaining.

Watch the movie if you want something crazy weird or if you just like Sybil Danning.
           
Fun fact- This movie has a special Hammer films connection. Not only does it star Christopher Lee himself, it also stars Marsh Hunt as Mariana, an up and coming werewolf in Stirba’s cult. Marsha is probably better known for her role as Gaynor in Dracula 1972 A.D. (which also starred Lee).
 






 









Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Veronica





Veronica
2017

Director- Paco Plaza
Cast- Sandra Escacena, Bruna González, Claudia Placer, Iván Chavero, Ana Torrent, Sonia Almarcha, Maru Valduvielso, Leticia Dolera, Ángela Fabián, Carla Sampra
From Spain
           
     If you are a fan of Spanish horror, the first thing you’ll likely notice is how serious this film is compared to other Spanish horror films. Paul Naschy’s films had an overly dramatic soap opera quality that added a sense of fun in spite of the horror. The more modern films of Álex de la Iglesia have a tongue in cheek absurd quality that takes the edge off. Veronica, on the other hand, is so serious it almost seems American.
            

     Veronica (excellently played by Sandra Escacena) is a teenage girl who is both a latchkey kid and the oldest daughter in her family. Her father is dead and her mother works nights so Veronica has the responsibility of taking care of her 3 younger siblings.
            
     She attempts a séance with a Ouija board during an eclipse. Veronica is hoping to talk with her departed father. Well, someone shows up but it isn’t her father. A demon shows up and latches itself on to Veronica. From that point on she starts experiencing all the classic signs of a haunting; strange noises, terrifying visions and the tell-tale bruises and bite marks. Worst of all, it seems like the offending spirit has set its sights on her younger siblings.
           

      Veronica goes to her mother for help but is predictably rebuffed. A creepy old nun in her Catholic girl’s school (who goes by the unflattering name, Hermana Muerte) has a pretty good idea of what kind of trouble Veronica has gotten herself into and instructs Veronica to redo the séance, but to correct mistakes she made in the original. With no one else to turn to, she seems to have little choice but to tempt fate by conjuring up the very entity that is haunting her.
            

     There are a few things that separate this film from other similar films in this sub-genre. The most obvious is that the majority of the cast are not adults. I think this adds a dimension of desperation as kids lack any real agency in the world, and as such, are particularly powerless. Another big difference is the lack of a happy ending. There is no exorcist to show up to save the day.
            
     The movie gets some of the occult elements wrong (such as using an Icelandic rune, vegvasir,  as some kind of symbol of protection). But minutiae aside it’s still a pretty intelligent occult thriller. Veronica is a compact horror film that gets to the point quickly and crams a lot of frights into a relatively straight forward story.

Sunday, July 26, 2020

Lords of Chaos


  



Lords of Chaos
2018

Director- Jonas Åkerlund
Cast- Rory Culkin, Emory Cohen, Sky Ferreira, Jack Kilmer, Anthony De La Torre, Valter Skarsgård,  Sam Coleman, Jonathan Barnwell, Wilson Gonzalez Ochsenknecht,  Lucian Charles Collier
            

     Based on real life events, Lords of Chaos centers around some shocking events during the birth of Norwegian Black Metal music, specifically involving the band Mayhem. The film follows Øystein Aarseth, better known by his stage name Euronymous, a guitarist who was one of the pioneers of Black Metal. He espouses a nihilistic form of Satanism endorsing a grim and extreme view of humanity. He finally meets a singer whose obsession (devotion?) with darkness rivals his own; Per Ohlin, better known by his stage name, Dead.
            

     Dead’s obsession with death goes far beyond theatrics. He seems to think of himself as already dead. He is obviously depressed and engages in self harm on stage. All of this finally reaches its logical conclusion when he decides to kill himself. He cuts his wrists, his throat and then blows his head off with a shotgun. Euronymous finds his friend’s corpse and decides to take pictures of it. The images of his dead friend, head half blown off, eventually become the cover of a Mayhem album, adding to the band’s shocking reputation.
            

     Euronymous’  fame and influence grows, and he opens a record store (called Helvete, or Hell) and starts his own record label. He gathers a small group that he calls the Black Circle, a group devoted to Euronymous’ special brand of nihilism. He meets a fan, Kristian Vikernes, that Euronymous initially spurns as a poseur. Kristian is eventually welcomed into the circle, under the stage name Varg, because Euronymous sees that Varg has some real musical talent.
            
     The film presents Euronymous as a showman and it’s never clear how much he buys into the evil image he is selling. Whether he bought into or not, Varg certainly did, and begins a series of arsons, burning down churches.  A kind of antisocial competition begins within the Black Circle, as members try to prove they are really devoted to evil. Things begin to get out of control when they progress from arson to murder.  A member of the circle ,Bård Eithun, (drummer for the band Emperor, known as Faust), murders a man by stabbing him to death. Euronymous is at first  surprised by this but then sees it as a sign of his own influence.
           
     Egos clash and Varg and Euronymous seem to be on a deadly collision course. Euronymous is ultimately concerned with making music and Varg is committed to his goal of social upheaval. Their already tense relationship strains until, in a final confrontation, Varg stabs Euronymous to death, bringing the film to a close.
           
     I’m not a music historian and my love of metal never got any heavier than Megadeth so I won’t claim any special insights about the characters portrayed in the film. Whether the portrayals are accurate or not is matter of opinion, but the basic events in the film all really happened. Dead did kill himself, the picture of his suicide did become an album cover, Faust really murdered a stranger and Varg really murdered Euronymous.
           

     As far as the portrayals, the characters are presented as celebrities who begin to believe their own press. They are also mostly presented as anti-social personalities, which makes it a little difficult to identify with any particular character. Rory Culkin, as Euronymous, does a good job of presenting a morally ambivalent character as likable. I think this character could have taken up a whole movie in and of itself trying to discern how much of the image was real and how much was show.
            

     The only real complaint I have is that even though the film is supposed to center around the progenitors of a music genre, you’ll leave this movie knowing little more about Black Metal than you did going into it. Unlike other music centered biopics like The Doors or Walk the Line, Lords of Chaos has very little music. This is surprising given the director’s background was in music videos.
            
     The film’s depictions of violence are disturbing, not because of their graphicness but rather their matter of factness. They are brutal and without theatrics, especially Dead’s suicide.
            
     The most disturbing thing however, is not the film’s depiction of violence, but the real life fates of those involved. Varg, a professed arsonist and neo-Nazi who was convicted of 1st degree murder only did 15 years in prison. Faust, who murdered a stranger by stabbing him 37 times, only did 9 years in prison. If the movie has a lesson, I guess it’s that if you’re going to murder someone, it’s better to do it in Norway.
 
 

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Malabimba






Malabimba- The Malicious Whore
1979

Director- Andrea Bianchi
Cast- Katell Laennec, Patrizia Webley, Enzo Fisichella, Giuseppe Marrocco, Mariangela Giordano, Elisa Mainardi, Giancarlo Del Duca, Pupita Lea Scuderoni
            
     The story begins with a rich aristocratic family participating in a séance. The medium summons up Lucrezia, the spirit of an old, and apparently horny, family ancestor. The spirit begins by sexually assaulting all those present before settling down and making itself at home in the body of Bimba (Katell Laennec) the developmentally arrested and sexually naïve teenage daughter.
            
     Bimba quickly turns into a foul mouthed pervert. Her behavior is made all the more shocking because the family tries to maintain an air of prudery. However, Bimba has some competition in the horny department. Nais (Patrizia Webley) is married into the family and is a take charge kind of lady, especially when it comes to seducing the various men in the family. Bimba spies on Nais and gets some ideas of her own.
            

     

     The family goes through the usual hand wringing typical of exorcism movies including calling in a doctor who assures them that nothing is wrong. On staff at the family’s estate is a nun-in-training, Sister Sophia (Mariangela Giordano who you may recognize from Killer Barbies, Satan’s Babydoll and The Devil’s Daughter). Sister Sophia correctly diagnoses the problem as a spiritual malady and tries to help Bimba, only to find out that she was in fact the evil spirit’s target all along.
            
      Malabimba is one of the many, many exorcism films that came in the wake of The Exorcist, some better than others. Malabimba’s script is basically a stripped down version of The Exorcist; all the outrage with none of the suspense or character development. At first glance it’s just a pornographic adaptation of William Friedkin’s movie. At second glance, it’s still just a pornographic adaptation. But on third glance, this is a really clever, chance taking film.
            

    

    The film takes shots at hypocritical sexual attitudes. Nais is viewed as a wanton harlot, yet the men in the family don’t seem to have a problem with helping her satisfy her sexual appetites. It also has fun with its exploitation nature. In the Exorcist, Regan shocks her family by peeing on the carpet during a dinner party. Here, Bimba gives the guests some full frontal nudity. Instead of the demon jumping into the priest at the end of an exorcism, here that is accomplished via a lesbian sex scene.
           
     Though Katell Laennec ,as Bimba, is supposed to be a Lolita figure, I don’t think that goal was realized. Though she was only 18 when the film was shot, she doesn’t have that Lolita look that you see in something like Don’t Deliver Us from Evil. She is convincing as the sexual predator. She seduces a nun, tries to seduce her father and kills her sick uncle by felating him until his heart gives out. She’s also hell on her collection of stuffed animals.

 Despite all of this perversity, Bimba’s scenes are overshadowed by the buxom blonde, Patrizia Webley. She steals every scene she is in. Patrizia was in several exploitation films during this era and also did some layouts in “men’s magazines.” Her character of Nais is an interesting departure from a lot of the vixens in sexploitation films. She’s not the victim, she’s the aggressor. She demands that her partner’s make her happy and she never suffers a single consequence for her sexual antics. How many times do we see characters murdered or otherwise punished after engaging in salacious behavior; not here!
       
     

     It was not uncommon during this era for multiple versions of the same film to be released, one version for mainstream audiences and another version with hardcore sex. The works of Jess Franco are a good example of this. This film has a few hardcore inserts but they add nothing to the film. Not only are they obviously “stunt genitals” not belonging to the actors, but the film was already pretty erotic without actual penetration.
            
     This movie is sometimes thought of as nunsploitation and I suppose, in the loosest sense, it is. It has a nun and some lesbian sex, which seems to be the two main ingredients for the genre. However, nunsploitation usually comes with a healthy dose of cynicism toward the Church and other conventions that are not present here. The nun in this film is, at best, only the 4th most important character.
            
      If you want a scary film, this is not it. If you want something deep and thought provoking, this is definitely not for you. But if you want a great example of 70s Euro sexploitation, and don’t mind a ton crotch close ups, this film is for you.